Next time you hear “We Wish You a Merry Christmas” playing in a mall, I dare you to remember the Wikipedia article. Remember the editors arguing over commas. Remember the figgy pudding apologists. It makes the song feel less like background noise and more like a time capsule. Also, you can now impress your friends with the random fact that the tune was originally in 6/8 time, which is almost a waltz. (You’re welcome.)
Personally, I now sing the song with a slight smirk, knowing it once inspired a 300-word debate on “whether the demand for pudding constitutes harassment.” That’s the kind of trivia that makes the holidays bearable. So whether you’re a caroler or a Grinch, give the Wikipedia page a read. It’s short, weird, and surprisingly touching—much like the holiday itself.
And if you do have figgy pudding, keep it to yourself. I’ve seen the pictures. Stick to the eggnog.
