Wyatts Covert is not for everyone. If you need constant entertainment and Wi-Fi that can stream 4K video, go to a holiday park with a water slide and a karaoke bar. This place is for people who find joy in watching a spider build a web for three hours.
It’s a place where you can finally have a full conversation without checking your phone. Where you can argue about the best way to light a camping stove without judgment. And where you will leave feeling weirdly refreshed, like you’ve had a spa day but from a hedgehog. Go there. But please, bring a map, a sense of humor, and some extra crisps for the fox. He’s expecting you.
