Breast milk cost per ounce is a wild rollercoaster. From $0 (if you nurse) to $5 (if you buy from a bank), it’s a spectrum of “Wait, what?”. But here’s the truth: you cannot put a price on infant nutrition. Especially when that nutrition comes from a human body.
So, whether you’re freezing bags like a squirrel hoarding nuts, or buying from a stranger on the internet, remember: you’re doing your best. And your baby? They just want the milk, man. They don’t care about the ounce math.
Now go drink some water. You’re probably dehydrated. And maybe eat a cookie. You’ve earned it. Cheers to the liquid gold grind—may your stash never spoil and your bank account survive.
