Let’s be real: the cafe is where you refuel. The coffee is… functional. Not amazing. Not terrible. It’s like a warm hug from a distant relative. You accept it.
The food is standard: chips, sandwiches, and a sad-looking salad that nobody buys. Go for the toastie. Always the toastie. It’s the safest bet.
And yes, you will see someone eating a massive piece of cake at 10am. No judgment. They earned it after the flume.
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The Hidden Gem: The Changing Rooms
Okay, the changing rooms. Let’s talk. They’re clean. That’s a win. But the lockers need a £1 coin. Who carries cash anymore? Not me.
Pro tip: keep a spare coin in your car. Or just trust the universe. Someone left a locker open last week. I respect their bravery. And their lost towel.
Also, the hair dryers are surprisingly powerful. You can dry your hair in 30 seconds. It’s the only time in my life I felt like a superhero.
