Here’s the takeaway from a thirsty person (me): pH for water is just a number between 6.5 and 8.5 that indicates how mineral-heavy or pure it is. Pure water is 7.0, but the “perfect” drinking water isn’t a specific pH—it’s whatever comes from a clean, safe source. You don’t need a $50 ionizer or a special bottle; your tap water probably already hits the target.
If you’re really curious, buy a $15 pH test kit from Amazon and test your own water. But be prepared: you might find it’s exactly 7.2, and then you’ll have nothing to brag about at parties. Me? I’ll stick to slightly acidic lemonade (pH 2, worth it) and stop worrying about my water’s “balance.” Cheers to that.