Flying to São Paulo from Kansas City takes about 12 hours. No direct flights. You’ll stop in Miami, Houston, or maybe the moon. Pack snacks.
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The stadium is in the east side of the city. The nearest metro station is “Corinthians-Itaquera.” It’s a 10-minute walk through a parking lot full of grilling vendors. They sell “espetinhos”—skewered beef hearts. Yes, people eat cow hearts here. Taylor Swift would faint.
Get there early. Traffic in São Paulo is legendary. Think of L.A. at rush hour, but with more motorbikes weaving between cars. And everyone honks like it’s a musical instrument.
What To Eat (When Not Watching the Game)
Before kickoff, grab a coxinha. It’s a fried dough filled with shredded chicken, shaped like a teardrop. Travis Kelce would love it. He’d probably eat ten.
Wash it down with a “caipirinha.” That’s sugarcane liquor, lime, and sugar. One sip, and you’ll forget Patrick Mahomes missed a pass. Two sips, and you’ll think you’re Brazilian.
Don’t drink the tap water. Seriously. Stick to bottled. Nobody wants a stomach bug during a goal-line stand.